who the hell is this guy?
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  1. Name: Matt Sedik
  2. Birthdate: sometime in 1970
  3. Current whereabouts: san francisco bay area
  4. Current occupation: visual design guy
  5. Major: cinema - emphasis on "digital environments"
  6. Hair color: brown, some gray strands
  7. Eye color: brown
  8. Height: 5'11", maybe 5'12"
  9. Personality type: milk-out-your-nose funny
  10. Pets and their names: 2 cats, Jake & Elwood
  11. Things you like to do: sleep, make shampoo horns, write, draw, read, see movies, walk everywhere, drive at night
  12. Things you like to collect: enemies
  13. Best advice you have ever given: "Listen, just give me the axe..."
  14. Coolest experiences in life: interning at Industrial Light & Magic. And then there was the dressing as a heavy metal girlscout thing...
  15. Stupidest thing you have ever done: (mistakenly) setting off a tear gas grenade while surrounded by all my friends (well, at least they were up until then). Also, thinking e-commerce might somehow get me the chicks.
  16. Special skills or talents: Uncanny ability to avoid falling objects. I can also perform Shakespeare in my pants
  17. Character traits you look for in a partner: smart, an addictive laugh, & a tolerance to high voltage
  18. Future Goal: to have mailings from Columbia House not follow me to the next place I move
  19. Favorite music: beck, foo fighters, weezer, tenacious d, smashing pumpkins, coldplay, sugar & some good ol' mariachi death rock
  20. Favorite author: tom robbins, jonathan carroll, neal stephenson

  21. Favorite color: changes hourly. there was this vibrant cobalt blue-purple from an acetylene torch that blew my mind once

  22. Favorite food: King of Thai Noodle House: #18, chicken

  23. Favorite toy: legos, playstation 2, & the sanity of my friends & family
  24. Favorite cartoon character: Wile E. Coyote
  25. Favorite movie: Raising Arizona, 5th Element, Rushmore
  26. Favorite part of the newspaper: the rubber band
  27. Favorite clothes to wear: does food coloring count?
  28. Turn offs: war, most foreign films & anything with Fran Dresher in it
  29. Turn ons: a nice neck, a good smirk & a seductive look that would melt my asbestos underoos
  30. Thing I live by: "The higher the hair, the closer to God."