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I wish I could raise one eyebrow. Really. I'd be so much more fun if I could do that. As a kid my only wish was to fly (ok, it still is). But right behind that is the ability to raise one eyebrow. I hope folks don't think less of me because I can't. Actually, maybe it's a safeguard so I don't cause folks to laugh so hard they blowup or something.
For christmas, I wanna ask for an eyebrow that raises. Now I just gotta find out which eyebrow. I'm right handed, does that make a difference? It's sad, when I try to raise an eyebrow, my whole forehead kinda wigs out, my nose flares, I look like my face is spasming or something.
I feel incomplete. Maybe that eyebrow raising muscle is one of my missing 2000 parts (at least according to my soap manufacturer who says I have 2000 parts that need cleaning). Can you raise one eyebrow? No, wait, don't answer that, I don't wanna feel left out of the "I can raise my eyebrows" club.
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