Last wednesday I got home from work late & decided to grab a chicken fajita across the street at Jack in the Box. While waiting for my food the man following me stepped up to the register & ordered.
"I'd like a jumbo jack, no mayo, only Special Sauce."
The trogdalyte behind the counter paused after tapping in the order, reading it back to the customer.
"That'll be a Jumbo Jack, no mayo... ummm... sir... we don't have Special Sauce, only Secret Sauce."
The man looks up at the order menu over the worker's head, as if seeking salvation in the picture of some curly fries. He pauses for a moment, deep in thought & then replies.
"Ok. I'll take the Secret Sauce..."